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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/15/2015 at 20:02 • Filed to: nonsense

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This thing just appeared on my hat out of nowhere. Where did it come from? What could it mean? Why is it he- Oh God . I’m turning into a BMW owner. Somebody please save me, quick, before something terrible happens! Wait, what the hell is this thing in my backpack?!

AAIEEEEEE!

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 20:21

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Pics of car or it didn’t happen.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wbizarre - OEM fetishist 09/15/2015 at 20:34

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I’ve had the car for almost a year now.

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 20:37

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Ha, I’m an idiot. Should’ve recognized your username.

Ryan A. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 21:32

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What’s the used car market like on the Vineyard? Think it’s any different than if you weren’t on an island?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ryan A. 09/15/2015 at 21:48

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Take the actual value of a car and add 25-50% to it. This is the price it will sell for here. Shitloads of Jeeps and Outbacks/Foresters due to lots of unpaved roads. A decent amount of classics too. Nothing drivable will ever be found for less than $1000. Check out these links:

http://www.mvtimes.com/classifieds/au…

http://capecod.craigslist.org/search/cta?que…

There’s not a whole lot of high-end exotica. The Vineyard is very wealthy, but it’s stealth-wealth. This is where celebs go when they’re tired of Beverley Hills and want to just live like normal people. You’ll run into Michael J Fox at his daughter’s gymnastics meet, or see Tony Shalhoub walking around town in flip-flops.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 23:14

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Could be worse

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/15/2015 at 23:20

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You gotta love that stealth wealth, I was grabbing a sandwich at 7a and theres a mint 280SL and a Porsche 356 in equally mint condition parked amongst beat up Cherokee’s and work trucks! The used car market can be a trip, like those rare deals from some summer residents garage kept, never used in winter “Island Car” that finally just got too old

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 09/15/2015 at 23:22

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Sadly, many of the 356s you’ll see are kits.

Ryan A. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/16/2015 at 14:31

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Tony Shalhoub should be driving a cab there.

Ryan A. > Ryan A. 09/16/2015 at 14:32

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Nope, wrong island. Wings is Nantucket.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ryan A. 09/16/2015 at 14:59

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Tony Shalhoub doesn’t strike me as agressive enough to be a cab driver. I’d know, I’ve met him.

I’m serious about the cabbie thing. The cab drivers here are just the worst.

Ryan A. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/16/2015 at 19:56

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Oops, wrong island. Nantucket is where Wings took place.